Man’s workout derailed by a cat, a TV, and a guitar
There are lots of hazards to trying to get back in shape…your body may not be handle it being one of the primary reasons. But when doctors have warned about physical readiness before, I didn’t think they meant how well your head would withstand a large TV falling onto it. Lesson learned, fitness. Lesson learned.
It seems like that would be a pretty big sign from whatever otherworldly power you believe in that maybe you’re destined to be out of shape forever. In fact, I’d wager that any time an object over 100 pounds falls onto your head, it’s probably a sign that you need to never again do what you just did. Which is precisely why I never pleasure myself in bell tower. Well, after the first ten times.

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