VIDEO: Filipino fast food mascots know how to dance

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

America has a rich and lush fast food mascot culture. But no creepy clown or creep in a mask can hold up when compared to this mascot for Philippines food chain Jollibee and how it’s getting down to Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, and more.

I don’t care what Jollibee sells, but I’m buying it as a result of this lovable little man. You could lop off my testicles and put them in between two pieces of fried chicken (and a light Hollandaise sauce, naturally) but so long as you moonwalked over to me in an adorable costume to sell me on it, I’d be down. Simultaneously losing mass amounts of blood from my groin would only enhance the experience, I imagine.

Fast-Food Mascot Performs Adorable Dance to Justin Bieber [NY Mag]

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