Going to church is a lot of fun. You get to sit and stand up and kneel and then sit and stand up some more. Also there’s chanting and you get to get drunk off of someone’s blood, without a whole lot of unnecessary clean-up or stabbing of a hobo outside a Trader Joe’s wine shop.
And yes, they have a Web site for the game. Does that make it real? Not necessarily, but still, I wouldn’t mind living in a world where something like this exists.
We’d be much better off as a society if this game were real. I’ve been feeling like the Wii hasn’t given me enough chances at using their technology to give the sign of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit (typical Wario and his strict atheist propaganda). But I can’t help but think that God would be more of a Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 fan. You have to keep virtual Heaven filled to capacity somehow.
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