Mice are seriously creeps

Continuing with the “Animals Do the Most Sexually Perverse Things” theme that began with a dog making out with a drunk girl, here’s a little something about mice. Oh, nature…you’re so majestic.

In case you’re not entirely sure, that is, in fact, a mouse railing another mouse who has had their neck snapped in a mouse trap. In our society, date rape is a horrible horrible crime. But at least it’s not happening after a guy holds out a giant steel trap over a girl’s head and then going to town. That wouldn’t work anyway. Women are much less responsive to cheese and peanut butter.

Well, congratulations Mr. Mouse. All of the good will Mickey Mouse has built up for your people over the past 80 years has been undone by your reckless sexual behavior. Not that Mickey didn’t have his own vices. I’m sure there was a reason Pluto walked around all bowlegged.

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