Michigan State student found with 79 pairs of stolen college girl panties
Chris Spags Police finally caught an unidentified 19-year-old Michigan State student with an addiction to stealing women’s underwear. Upon finding the young man, they found 79 (!) pairs of panties stolen from MSU girls in his possession.
The thief was exposed after students were notified about the looming underwear theft menace. A witness caught him stealing thongs (hopefully not red-handed, wokka wokka) from a dorm laundry room and immediately reported him to campus police.
The original complaint came from an 18-year-old MSU student who reported 15 pairs of her underwear were stolen. Of the 79 pairs of panties recovered, eight of them belonged to this girl, leaving no doubt as to who has the most delightful smelling lady bits on the entire MSU campus.
Police said the 79 pairs of underwear had an estimated value of $237 dollars. Unless my math (in the form of Microsoft Calculator) is way off, that means that each pair of underwear was valued at about $3. For comparison’s sake, the average pair of Victoria’s Secret is about $10. So that means the average Michigan State cooter devalues a pair of underwear by 70-percent the second it touches their skin. Poor girls. First they lose all their undies, then they find out that their cooch makes a pair of underwear about as valuable as dipping them in a vat of turpentine. What a harrowing experience on so many levels.
Akers Hall panty raider identified [Michigan State College Newspaper]
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