Minneapolis: Home of the masturbatingest realtors around

Posted by Chris Spags on September 29th, 2010 at 4:58 pm

There are certain industries which I expect a degree of decorum from…proctology, finance, and realty. So this ad for a Minneapolis realtor named Rich Will Wanket does not instill me with homebuying confidence.

201009291244 Minneapolis: Home of the masturbatingest realtors around

Nothing makes me want to make an investment of several hundreds of thousands of dollars more than imagining my realtor with jizm slathered all over his hands while he’s showing me my would-be new home. That’s not great branding, in my view.

Masturbation jokes as ad copy for Minneapolis real estate agent [BoingBoing]

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