Monkey rips woman’s top off, presumably enjoys bananas

There have been very few trustworthy monkeys that I’ve encountered in life. Most would maul you the first chance they get and/or throw feces on you as soon as they feel continent. So it comes as no shock that this damned dirty chimp would strip a woman down in broad daylight. Video is after the jump and I suppose it’s technically NSFW, unless you’re a monkey with grabby hands and a day job.

I like how the guy she’s with genuinely goes after the monkeys like they were coming onto his chick. I’m all for defending a lady’s honor (preferably with a glove slap to the face and a duel in which I shoot before the other guy turns around), but a monkey probably wasn’t much of a threat to your way of life. Worst case scenario, the monkey gropes her a little, maybe pleasures himself. Take it as a compliment; not only is your chick hot, she’s monkey hot.

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