Monkey rips woman’s top off, presumably enjoys bananas
Chris Spags 
There have been very few trustworthy monkeys that I’ve encountered in life. Most would maul you the first chance they get and/or throw feces on you as soon as they feel continent. So it comes as no shock that this damned dirty chimp would strip a woman down in broad daylight. Video is after the jump and I suppose it’s technically NSFW, unless you’re a monkey with grabby hands and a day job.
I like how the guy she’s with genuinely goes after the monkeys like they were coming onto his chick. I’m all for defending a lady’s honor (preferably with a glove slap to the face and a duel in which I shoot before the other guy turns around), but a monkey probably wasn’t much of a threat to your way of life. Worst case scenario, the monkey gropes her a little, maybe pleasures himself. Take it as a compliment; not only is your chick hot, she’s monkey hot.
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