Guy with horns tried to run over his landlord

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

I know you’re going to look at this guy with all the cosmetic modifications and think, “He looks so upstanding and well-adjusted,” but ‘fraid not…this man, Jesse Thornhill, is accused of trying to run down his landlord with a minivan.

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According to the Smoking Gun:

The Tulsa man was arrested early today after he allegedly tried to run down his landlord with a car. Following his arrest for assault with a dangerous weapon, Thornhill, 28, was booked into the Tulsa County jail, where the below booking photo was snapped.

Yes, Thornhill has horns. The jarring cosmetic, um, improvement is noted thusly in the “personal oddities” section of a Tulsa Police Department report: “Horns, neck tattoos, implant earrings on head.”

According to cops, the landlord was in the street when Thornhill “attempted to strike her with his vehicle but missed” due to her “jumping out of the vehicle’s path.”

The vehicle? A 1996 Ford Windstar, also known as the 90s’ definitive automobile for taking the kids to soccer practice and grooving out to the hot new CD from Soul Asylum.

I’m completely in favor of doing whatever they want with their bodies. It doesn’t harm me so, by all means, look like some sort of alien from a B movie that ended up wasting most of its budget in catering. But what is this accomplishing? You can’t possibly think it looks cool. And if you have the money for surgical horn implants, can’t you do a little better than a 1996 Ford Windstar? I really need to reevaluate my life. I’m talking about a guy with surgically implanted horns and a body full of tattoos, including his eyebrows, and I’m thinking he should have a better nose for financial expenditures. Sigh.

Horny Man In Assault Bust [The Smoking Gun]

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