Naked man steals truck, crashes it, runs from police. Naked.
Chris Spags Is there anything that an empowered naked man can’t do?
According to Jefferson County, Ohio police, a naked man ran down a local highway before stealing a truck, speeding through a construction zone, then ultimately wrecking before fleeing on foot.
Police say 49-year-old Terry Sine Jr. was the naked man in question, speeding through a construction zone at almost double the posted speed limit before crashing the stolen vehicle.
A construction worker who was on duty during Sine’s big naked adventure poignantly told the local NBC affiliate, “We were standing here when he got out of the truck, running through there. He was, yep, butt naked.”
Witnesses say Sine remained calm after crashing, though he began to flee on foot when he heard the police sirens.
The troopers who brought Sine in said that he was uncooperative upon being caught.
I think the important thing to note is that while Sine was reckless, stupid, and creepy for doing it all while naked, he never took his eyes off the prize. That prize? Subjecting your nude body to as much potential harm as possible. Flipping over a truck and fleeing from police with your dong flapping in the wind? Seems like you’re just asking for trouble and a small-scale recreation of Marie Antoinette’s beheading, which is much less adorable hemorrhaging from from the groin without a miniature powdered wig.
Nude Man Accused Of Stealing Pickup, Leading Police On Chase [WTOV]
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