Naked snowwoman forced to cover up
Chris Spags A New Jersey family decided they’d use all of our recent snow to show off their artistic ability and make a Venus de Milo snowman..woman..person. As anyone with a mild knowledge of art knows, the Venus de Milo is nude (or half-dressed, to be specific). So of course, neighbors complained and now the snowwoman has to wear clothes.
Slutty Snowwoman
Classy Snowwoman
It was supposed to be a bit of fun during recent heavy snow, but one family’s snow sculpture has earned a frosty reception.
Maria Conneran and her family had worked hard to create their armless, nude snow lady in the front garden of their home in Rahway, New Jersey.
But despite several compliments on their chilly version of the Venus de Milo, the family were forced to cover up her blushes after complaints from other residents.
Elisa Gonzalez, a court reporter who built the snow goddess with her daughter Maria, 21, and son Jack Shearing, 12, was shocked after being asked to cover up her assets.
She said: ‘She was curvaceous, bodacious and booty-licious. But she had a six-pack!
‘I thought she looked more objectified and sexualised after you put the bikini on.’
Police were dispatched by an unknown neighbor to have the doll covered because, you know, that’s what mature adults do. But at least now, the snowwoman will be ready for beach weather when she melts and reaches her untimely death.
Seriously, I don’t get how you could take this stupid snow statue as anything other than a particularly well-crafted-albeit-creepily-headless hunk of snow. It doesn’t even have nipples. I mean what good is a sexualized snowwoman if she doesn’t have nipples? If I can’t tune in Tokyo on my slutty snowwoman, then I have absolutely no use for her.
Family forced to dress snow sculpture of naked woman in bikini after complaints to police [Daily Mail]
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