Never has white trash been so badass

Posted by Chris Spags on November 5th, 2009 at 12:40 pm

You may think you know all you need to know about mobile homes, but you haven’t even scratched the surface until you’ve seen this obscenely bad ass ad for Cullman Liquidation Co.

It almost makes me want to buy a home with wheels. But there’s so much effort involved, what with having to lose my truck and my dog and my gal. And learning to hate all types of ethnic minorities. If it were 75% of those, sure, but all four? Too much effort. Plus how can you effectively run a meth lab when your house is rolling down a street? Your house rolling into an abutment must have set back redneck scientists at least 30 years.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.