New Meme You Should Know: Bad Pick-Up Line Paul

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How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.
I put the STD in STUD, and all I need is you.
Do you smell that? Yea, you're the shit.
Are your parents retarded? Because I find you really special.
Have you ever worked in a steel mill? Because I feel a hot load coming on.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because there's a bulge in your pants.
Are you an archaeologist? Cause I got a bone for you to examine.
Heaven must be missing an angel, because you got nice cans.
Your teeth are like stars, slightly yellow and very far apart.
You don't need makeup. Plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and me together
You smell nice. Like something I want to have sex with.
Nice shoes. They'd look better in my pants.
Has anyone ever told you that you have horse teeth?
Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is the size of the universe
Are your eyes blue? Because I want to get you pregnant
If we were pages of a 12 years old's playboy I'd make sure that we stuck together
Driving and my penis. They are both hard for you.
Iv'e seen you in my dreams. You were driving a monster truck over a giant birthday cake.
Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is pretty fucked up.
Did you fall from Heaven? Because there's a huge crater over there.
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The brilliant comedian Steve Martin once said “Some people have a way with words, and other people…oh, uh, not have way,” and if ever there was a meme that this applied to it is Bad Pick-Up Line Paul. In today’s New Meme You Should Know we take a look at this man called Paul who just can’t seem to lockdown his verbal diarrhea. In his mind he’s a real Ron Burgundy with the ladies, but his execution is flawed, and his pick-up lines will make you cringe. Bad Pick-up line Paul is a good example of ‘what not to do’ for all you eligible bachelors out there, so in reading these if you come across any of your favorite pick-up lines it might be time for some inner reflection and pondering of what it is that makes you so detestable to the ladies of the night.

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Photo Credits: Quickmeme.com -Cass Anderson

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