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Drunk Dad: New Meme You Should Know

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The only thing I have to compensate for is having you
Beep beep her comes the Jeep
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Coors Light and I'm always right
Huge car = tiny penis, tiny car = huge penis
Pay attention son, you could learn a thing or two
Do you have a map? Because I want to find my way into your pants
Got that bitch a pink jeep, bitches love pink jeeps
Helps son to get license, to party
What seems to be the officer, problem?
Hey babe is your bra a spaceship because it looks ready for take off
If you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk
Get a job? on my way
zero to buzzed in 3.5 cans
you wouldn't understand its a Jeep thing
my other ride is a moped
I was a happy guy then you were born
I'll paint the fence after I finish washing my car
have my hair did, gonna ride with my top down
Beer run! who's coming with?
wife's pregnant, plans kegger
goes green in his kid's electric car
come on barbie let's go party
Drive you to the party? Of Coors
Get mom, my penis is stuck in the drinkholder
Don't hate me Coors I'm beautiful
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Test drive? You had me at Coors...
Let me show you my
Let's get this starty parted
What's the difference between my job and your mom? My job still sucks
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April 24, 2012 4:17 pm
Drunk Dad, the quintessential ‘no f-cks given’ father who is nearing his mid-life crisis, and wants nothing more to just kick back and do nothing but drink some beers and take it easy. He has that crude sense of humor usually reserved for the drunk uncle, saying things that usually fly right over the kid’s heads only to resurface years later in sad moments of clarity. This picture first appeared on quickmeme.com and was submitted to the site Reddit.com via user hi_its_steph, and has since gone on to dominate the meme world for the past 24hrs. So in today’s New Meme You Should Know we’re brining you Drunk Dad.




Photo Credit: Quickmeme.com -Cass Anderson

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