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New Meme You Should Know: First World Problems Cat

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I'm suspecting I'll never catch the red dog. Life has lost all meaning.
That red dot on the wall.... It mocks me
Caught a rat. Nobody is home to give it to.
Owner told me I could has cheezburger, but I'm lactose intolerant
she doesn't like the headless bird I gave her
Need to pee, no fresh pillow around
Wants to sleep, but just woke up
I have outgrown the windowsill
I'm so hungry but all I have is dry food.
Can see the bottom of the food bowl, I'm going to starve.
The squirrels mock me.
I want to lay on your papers but I don't think you need them.
I want to ask for food but you're not busy
I slept 15 hours today, I'm still sleepy.
I tried to roar like a lion and everyone laughed
I want to sleep on the keyboard but no one is using the computer
my owner got a decoy router now I can't decide which one to sit on
Yay can opener! Green beans. Crap.
I barfed on the carpet, no one has noticed yet.
I want fish flavored food, but all they buy me is chicken
I want belly rubs. But only exactly 3. And then I'll bite.
whenever I get comfortable on you you have to go to the bathroom
I can't decide if I want to nap on the counter or your black pants.
It really hurts me when you shut the bathroom door
They threw away my vomited on, pee-soaked, chewed-up box. I loved that box.
My favorite toy is trapped under the fridge.
I know there's food in my bowl, I just really want your dinner.
I want to go outside and stay indoors, but no one will hold the door open for 5 minutes while I decide
I haven't eaten all day. Breakfast doesn't count coz I threw it up on the rug.
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July 10, 2012 8:00 pm
In today’s New Meme You Should Know we take a closer look at a relatively under-appreciate meme that’s been around for a little while know, First World Problems Cat. We’ve all been told at some point in our web-centric lives that cats, not dogs, are the true heart of the Internet. So I felt compelled to shed some light on this meme as it does a particularly good job at showing the insufferably obnoxious nature of cats. Contrast is with Lawyer Dog, Ridiculously Photogenic Puppy, or Berks Dog and you begin to get a much clearer idea of which animal species should reign supreme on the Internet: man’s best friend. Even believing the supposedly good intentions of this cat is a farce, cats are evil and there’s really no disputing it.

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