Good Guy Grog: New Meme You Should Know

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Takes girl back to his cave, doesn't club her
Invents fire, doesn't patent it
Decided Sun was god, worshiped something that actually exists
Invents porn, leaves on wall for other to use
Dies, in a place easy to find for future research
Figures out how to kill mammoth, posts a how-to on cave wall
Invents wheel, doesn't patent it
See Geico ad, doesn't sue
Wife walks around with breast exposed, not mad
Discovers fire, doesn't use it for arson
Secretly thaws out in modern museum, doesn't start killing employees one by one at night.
Finds aliens building Stonehenge, doesn't fling poo at them
Kills mammoth, shares it with tribe
Drinks water that had leaves in it, invents tea
Doesn't get drunk, still goes clubbing
Learns to ride velociraptors, doesn't take the world over
Shows girl his club, doesn't expect to bone her
wears fake fur
Invents music with sticks and animals skins, doesn't claim intellectual property rights
Famine strikes, doesn't eat wife
Domesticates animals, doesn't let his dogs shit on your lawn
Is serious hunter, still shares with gatherers
has new dinosaur, doesn't post about it on his cave wall
Painting wife on cave wall, draws stick figure so she doesn't look fat
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This prehistoric predecessor to the Good Guy Greg meme offers a hilarious take on our cave men ancestors. He’s the altruistic caveman ‘bro’ that was the toast of the tribe, sharing his monumental innovations for all to enjoy from the invention of the wheel to the first cave drawings. In today’s New Meme You Should Know we present Good Guy Grog.




Photo Credits: Quickmeme.com -Cass Anderson

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