New Meme You Should Know: Lawyer Dog

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Beggin strips aren't actual bacon? We can get them for false advertising
so your owners commanded you to speak? Don't bark a word without your attorney present
My client did not have sexual relations with that leg
punished you for barking? apparently they've never heard of the first amendment
She's seeking custody for the litter? Sue the bitch
They made you hold the treat on your nose for how long? I'm writing up a complaint for intentional infliction of emotional distress
Don't worry. I'll make sur that awful squirrel gets what he deserves
They used peanut butter to entice you? My friend, we will own them.
You say the mailman didn't announce himself or let him smell you? No court in the land would convict you
Knows its casual friday at the office. Wears a tie anyways
He was forced to poop on the ground because you weren't home? I demand acquittal for my client.
Its a pleasure to meet you. Let me shake your hand. Very good. Now give me a biscuit.
Lawyer Dog offers his services Pro Bone-O
Well if he sniffed your butt without consent... There's nothing I can do. That's completely normal
So your wife is divorcing you and taking half your stuff? That's ruff.
So, your owner made you fetch the ball, but never actually threw it? I think we have a case.
He sniffed your butt in the park? That's grounds for sexual harassment.
I have a few questions for you. Mr. Vick.
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Another?
Here at Guyism we try and stay neutral in the never ending war for internet supremacy between cats and dogs, but when a new meme like Lawyer Dog comes along we feel its our duty to bring it to you. Now some of you out there may say “Hey, isn’t this just ripping off Business Cat?” The answer: who cares? This dog is both funny and cute and that’s all that matters. So in today’s installation of New Meme You Should Know we bring you Lawyer Dog.




Photo Credits: Quickmeme.com -Cass Anderson

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