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New Meme You Should Know: Relatable Romney

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I understand what it's like to be the minority. I'm the only billionaire here.

I know it's hard to manage your finances. I can't keep track of all my money either.

I understand your problems. My garage will only hold 4 of my cars.

I know what it's like to have to flee an island. Sometimes storms force us to evacuate islands that I own.

I understand crippling student debt. In college I had to liquidate some of my stock portfolio.

You're from New Jersey? I love New Jersey! My jet lands in Teterboro when I travel to NYC.

I understand you, Pennsylvania you're the Quaker State. My Ferrari uses Quaker State.

I understand not having enough money. When I was 12 I lost my allowance for a whole week.

I understand getting laid off. I've fired thousands.

I understand your problems. The taxes on my beach house are crazy.

I understand the recession. My friend had to sell his football team.

You like to surf? I love surfing. Most of my best friends own serfs.

I know it can be hard to put food on the table. That's why my servers do it.

I know what it's like to be an immigrant. I'm in immigrant in the Cayman Islands

I'm really serious about getting the women's vote. Because I really don't think they should have it.

I know looking for parking spots is hard. There are no helipads anywhere around here.

I understand it's hard to lose your job. I'm still trying to lose the one I had from 1999 to 2002.

I know you want change. But I only have $100 bills.

It's tough to own a home in this economy. Hell, I have several, how do you think I feel?

Of course corporations are people. Some of my best friends are corporations.

Sometimes it's hard to ask for help. Because they've all gone home for the day.

I know what it's like to be unemployed. I haven't worked in years.

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July 22, 2012 11:11 am

As we enter what is poised to be the most exhaustively covered election season in U.S. history, it’s important for us to take a moment to step back and recognize the importance of parody in elections (see: SNL). In today’s New Meme You Should Know we take a look at Relatable Romney, a fusion of reality and caricature of the man running against President Barack Obama. As the election heats up I’m sure we’ll be treated to news of Mitt Romney’s personal wealth to the point of exhaustion, and with over-exposure there is very little room for comedy. That being said, let’s make sure to all take the joke while we still can. The joke being of course that a presidential candidate worth more money than most corporations can in no way relate to the common man, no matter how hard he tries to empathize.

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Photo Credits: Quickmeme.com -Cass Anderson

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