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New Meme You Should Know: Shy Shark

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I wanna eat you i-if that's okay?
You're gonna need a bigger boat, if it isn't too much trouble
omma gosh they're nekkid
the ocean is big and scary, swim with me?
I'm going to eat yo-, oh you're skinny dipping?
Hey um, I just smelled you from across the room and I was wondering can I maybe have you for dinner, I mean have you over for dinner?
I really want to eat you I just can't do it with you looking at me like that
do you think it's ok if I stop by for a bite?
It's almost shark week, c-can I join in?
there's some chum over there, it might belong to someone
She'll think I'm stupid if I just go over there and bite her leg
umm duh-nuh huh-nuh?
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August 7, 2012 4:00 pm
In case you didn’t already know, Shark Week kicks off this Sunday, August 12th. Now there’s absolutely no reason whatsoever that you would know this about me but I am in fact a Shark Week super fan, and a bit of a shark trivia wunderkind. So needless to say my interest was piqued when the Shy Shark meme popped up as today’s New Meme You Should Know. At its essence, this meme is an aquatic take on the Socially Awkward Penguin meme, with an appetite for food and carnage. With the dog days of Summer nearly behind us it’s quite refreshing to see new memes popping up again, so let’s all prepare for Shark Week with some awkward hilarity and look forward to many new memes in the near future!




Photo Credits: Quickmeme.com -Cass Anderson

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