New research says women’s G-spot “doesn’t exist”

Scientists don’t seem to know what to do about women’s G-spot. First they claim you can find it with an ultrasound and now they’re saying that the G-spot may be just a figment of women’s imaginations. Oh you women and your creative genitals.

[A] study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine is the biggest yet, involving 1,800 women, and it found no proof.

The King’s College London team believe the G-spot may be a figment of women’s imagination, encouraged by magazines and sex therapists.

Co-author of the study Professor Tim Spector said: “Women may argue that having a G-spot is due to diet or exercise, but in fact it is virtually impossible to find real traits.

“This is by far the biggest study ever carried out and shows fairly conclusively that the idea of a G-spot is subjective.”

The women in the study, who were all pairs of identical and non-identical twins, were asked whether they had a G-spot.

If one did exist, it would be expected that both identical twins, who have the same genes, would report having one.

But this pattern did not emerge and the identical twins were no more likely to share a G-spot than non-identical twins who share only half of their genes.

Yeah, I’ll go with this research. It’s much easier than trying to find a way to dip your hips like your limboing and risk snapping your genitals just to satisfy a jaded woman who can only get off if you press some imaginary button inside of her like she’s a shaky yet remarkably expensive coffee machine. Leave it to women to invent an actual body part and somehow will society into believing in it without any biological proof.

When reached for comment, a 1980s comedian said, “I found the female g-spot…IT WAS IN MY WALLET!” The brick wall behind him had no response but seemed noticeably ashamed.

[BBC]

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