Not registering as a sex offender is an ugly crime
There’s getting to be a bit of a misnomer about female sex offenders, like they’re all sexy teachers who put the arm of their glasses in their mouth and say things like “Come here big boy” to boys mature enough to appreciate how great that is. WRONG. Here’s a cold hard lesson, in mugshot form.

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Is it bad that I’m hoping it was a physical sexual assault she committed because the idea of this woman being able to coerce a minor into sexual relations is both horrifying and disappointing to me? Yes? Well then.
No but seriously, if you’ve ever wanted to throw one to a woman that combines the sexual appeal of Stephen Root’s Milton character in “Office Space” with Raul Julia’s mustache in “The Addams Family” movie, strap on your beanie and some Osh Kosh B’Gosh and take a trip down to flavor country.

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