Note to self: Do not finish third in Army combat competitions
Chris Spags As someone who’s dabbled in the mixed martial arts, even though grappling looks kind of gay, it’s one of the most difficult combinations of physicality and memorization you can possibly do. That said, you have to acknowledge that it does, in fact, look pretty gay. For example, take a look at this trophy from a 2010 Army Combative Tournament.
That seems like a first place position to me. If you’re able to get an opponent to give you oral sex, you’re doing pretty well for yourself. In fact, I’d say that’s true of anything you do in life. Perhaps other than family reunions. Then, only in Kentucky.
You don’t want to know what they had to do for 1st place. If anyone knew the truth they’d be dishonorably discharged. [CollegeHumor]
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