NOW THAT’S A COSTUME

Posted by A. Isaac on October 10th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

I know its a bit early but maybe you like to plan ahead. Maybe you don’t want to wait until the last minute to get that costume you want. Maybe you don’t want to end up with a costume you just dont like.

Well friends, I have the perfect costume for you.

The Penis Costume

penis 1 NOW THATS A COSTUME

Nothing says you love Halloween more than being a “Richard”.

And hey, if you think being a “Richard” is a bit sexist, then feel free to go for this other costume we found for you.

The Vagina Costume

vagina 1 NOW THATS A COSTUME

H/t: WOI reader Nick

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.