Now we know how the Power Glove gets its power

Seriously, I love Craigslist. Whenever I think the Internet has been tapped dry, mined of all humor left to be found, Craigslist turns out a gem like this one. A gentleman in Montreal has a fever. And the only prescription..is getting beat off and/or fellated while a woman wears the Nintendo Power Glove.

I’d have to believe you’d get a bit chafed from that. As Captain N The Game Master taught us, when you start to mix video games and real life, problems are bound to happen. Though I guess it didn’t teach this specific lesson quite well enough. The show just must have gotten canceled before they got to the Very Special Episode featuring Captain N attempting to beat off with the Power Glove, chafing himself up, and accidentally blowing his load into Mega Man’s eye. It was probably a two-parter.

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