NY woman is crazy cat lady, but with pet rats

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

You’ve heard of crazy cat ladies, now meet a crazy rat lady. Manhattan resident Dianne Rochenski allowed the New York Daily News into her home to show them her extensive collection of pet rats. Needless to say, I’m horrified.

I’m shocked I don’t see a wedding ring on this woman. You mean no man wants to regularly boff a woman who strokes albino rats and says, “Such a pretty boy. Such a beautiful baby” over and over again? I can’t believe it.

Any time your pet care philosophy lifts heavily from the movie “Willard,” you may want to go back to the drawing board.

Of Rats And Men of the Day [The Daily What]

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