Oh good, a stationary bike in a hot tub is an exercise machine

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Finally, the science of exercise has learned to harness the awesome power of water. Or at least that’s what this absurd commercial for the Fitwet, an underwater exercise bike, would like you to believe.

Listen, if I ever have $18,000 lying around, this is the first thing I’m going to buy. Not because I believe that it’ll lead to a better exercise or because of how, according to this commercial, it landed on Earth like Superman fleeing Krypton. No..I want it because I want women to come over to my house and go, “What’s that?” And then I go, “Well that’s just my exercise bike hot tub.” Does it matter what it does at that point? No. Because you know what kind of man has an exercise hot tub? A rich man. A rich stupid man, but a rich man all the same. Who could resist? (via Gizmodo)