Oh…oh this is awkward
Chris Spags If I can teach you guys one thing today, it’s got to be this: Go old with dignity. Because when you cling to your youth like a drowning man would cling to a life preserver, there’s a good chance you look like this.
I really pray that this is a Halloween costume. I can understand buying the car or sleeping with younger women or sneaking into high schools and pretending you’re a new student, but in reality you just want to sniff the cheerleaders’ skirts right after they put them in their lockers after practice. But trying to look like a 14 year-old emo kid when you have to be pushing 40 or more…there are better things to do with your time. Plus young chicks with daddy complexes don’t want to bone someone with anime hair. The older you can look without a dialysis machine, the better.
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