Ohio man had sex with inflatable raft, according to police

Ah the magic that a man can only experience when having sex with an inflatable raft. That’s what we’re talking about today in this story of an Ohio man named Edwin Tobergta of making sweet sweet love to a pool raft in Hamilton, Ohio.

According to Hamilton police, Tobergta was having sex with the raft in an alleyway when a witness, who owned the raft in question, saw him and yelled at him to stop.

The police report claims that Tobergta “advised officers that he was doing it but only because he has a problem and that he needs help and please don’t send him to prison but send him somewhere to get help.”

Tobergta’s defense may not be completely insane; he was previously arrested in 2002 for having sex with a giant Halloween decorative pumpkin and had been arrested for at least four other similar offenses.

Tobergta is currently being held and is awaiting charges. His family claims he suffers from ADD.

I kind of feel bad for the guy. I can’t imagine anyone goes through life looking like he does and having sex with rafts in an alleyway completely deserves that fate. Tobergta’s grandmother told the Cincinnati Enquirer that their family was never able to get someone to care for him. Maybe inanimate plastic objects are the only thing that ever treated him well. Maybe he once got jerked off by the animatronic animals at the Country Bear Jamboree, his only consensual act of love. We just don’t know. I once thought a story about a man sticking his dick in a raft would be nothing but laughs. But now I see that I was wrong.

Cops: Man had sex with inflatable pool raft [Cincinnati.com via @The_MDA]

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