Okay people with a foot fetish, you can stop now

I know that the foot fetishists are a vibrant community with probably very smelly hands, but it’s seriously one of the fetishes I just can’t wrap my mind around. Feet can be great as a part of the whole package, but the overwhelming interest in them just strikes me as odd. Take a look at this Flickr photo and comments and tell me you’re not creeped out.

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The only reason I could see growing up and finding yourself interested in feet that look like those would be if you accidentally popped a tent while watching Fred drive his car on “The Flintstones.” I mean of all the things to want in your face, feet that look like they were picked overly ripe from the gravel mines don’t come top of mind to me. Plus her big toe looks like either the most disgusting toe in history or the greatest chicken nugget I’ve ever seen. It’d be sexier to have a really aggressive mule serving as your fluffer.

2010-01-22 16.15.46 [Sothpaw1's Flickr via Reddit]

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