This old white guy doing a Christian rap should be the new Pope

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

The Pope hasn’t even announced his resignation for 24 hours and already we’ve found the perfect replacement for the new Pope. It’s this old rapping white pastor with his song “Jesus Is My Nigga”. Call off the search!

I bet in the version they air on BET overnight that the scene with Mary Sue “turning the other cheek” lasts three minutes longer and features Pastor Jim pouring the blood of Christ over her butt cheeks in a club. It’s the type of progressive attitude we need from a new Pope. (via Reddit)

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