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Salad? That's what my food eats!
Guard my face? What the hell do you think this mustache is for?
Sandpaper. The better toilet paper.
Broken leg? Walk it off
Fists never run out of ammo
I'm on a strict diet, whiskey and rare steak
Call my wife a hussy again and I'll rustle your jimmies!
How would you like your steak? Breathing.
Unicorn? You mean that horse I stabbed with a knife?
Laughter is the best medicine? I'll take my chances with Tuberculosis
Light lunch? Scotch and a cigar.
What do I drink? Whiskey in the morning and hard stuff in the evening.
Colors? You mean those things women like?
Vegetables? I feed those to my steak.
If you want to throw down fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waitin' for ya right here.
No shirt, no service? Just be happy my pants are still on.
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September 25, 2012 4:00 pm
In today’s New Meme You Should Know we’re taking a look at a bloke who’s fresh on the scene from yesteryear, Overly Manly Man. Unlike several of the new memes we’ve tackled in the past, this hardened gentlemen has no time for first world problems or political correctness. In fact, the only thing that matters to this man is steak, whiskey, and testosterone. So with a male society that is seemingly always losing its machismo, let us take a moment and revel in the masculinity of our forefathers.





[Photo credits to Quickmeme.com] -Cass Anderson

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