Overshare alert, ahoy

There aren’t a whole lot of taboos on the Internet; keep in mind that the most popular video last year involved two young ladies crapping into a cup, eating it, then swapping it and making out, possibly at gunpoint. With that said, there may be one really obvious one…posting a video about your adventures in hooking up with kids.

Well thank God for this guy because without him teaching us all to feel okay about sexuality, we’d probably be completely lost. If you can’t get helpful sex advice from a well-spoken, well-educated man like this whose fluttery eyes indicate that it was totally cool for him to show his stepdaughter his dong, then you might need to open your horizons a bit. Just because you’re related to someone doesn’t mean you can’t show them your dong. In fact, it’s downright rude of you. Thanksgiving’s right around the corner. Just saying.

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