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There must be something about fast food that just makes people want to commit assault (see: Cheeseburger Josh). One New Jersey man showed he was not going to take the indignity of not getting his Filet-o-Fish
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Doctors perform C-section on woman, don’t find a baby inside
When attempting to get a baby out of a pregnant woman, there are a couple of key concerns. One: Make sure she's comfortable and taken care of, since this is one of the most important moments in a woman's life. Two: Make sure she's actually pregnant. One North Carolina hospital committed a big ol'
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Baby boy gets upset over not being one of the “Single Ladies”
Back when the show existed, I bet the easiest job in the world was getting video for the show "Kids Say the Darndest Things." Kids so regularly make complete asses of themselves, the job does itself. But still, it is pretty adorable. Check out this little baby boy and his embarrassing love of the
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Man gets jail for setting up dream woman’s husband with planted porn
When courting a woman of your dreams, it's important to show her how much she means to you. That can be beautiful prose or a sentimental gift. Bad idea: Planting kiddy porn in her husband's house and tipping off the cops. One-sided love does not conquer all.
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Japan’s “Rapelay” video game tops everything you know of Japan
Japan has developed a reputation over the years for being a lawless land that cherishes its tentacle rape porn and scatalogical bride sex as much as it does its Pikachu (and hopefully shall these two twains never meet). That reputation might seem to be a bit overplayed. But then you see something like
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When your nickname is "Big Dog," odds are, you're probably doing a lot of dog-related things to live up to the gimmick. You may want to keep that under control though, unlike this man, accused of being nicknamed "Big Dog" and embracing the name a bit too much, opting to bark at nearby police dogs until
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Woman robs bank due to “bucket list” wish
A Florida (shocker!) woman with a history of mental illness and a bout of leukemia decided she wanted to rob a bank to accomplish something on her "bucket list" of things to do before she dies. Kind of admirable, right? Maybe not...she has leukemia, but it's not terminal. So now she's just in jail.
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VIDEO: “Scarface” performed as a school play
This video is blowing up across the Internet and, as a curator of things to waste your time, it's my job to alert you to it. This video ALLEGEDLY is of a grade school play in Illinois. The kids are performing an adaptation of the classic cocaine/murder orgy that is "Scarface." People are calling it
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VIDEO: A classy man requests a cheeseburger
Anyone who's been out late at night and been at any fast food place around 3AM knows that some of the clientele in the area are a bit, shall we see, unsavory. If you haven't been there, here's some video proof of a pudgy man called "Cheeseburger Josh" and his simple desire for a cheeseburger leading to
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Worldwide, there’s an enormous pressure to stay thin. But one of the oddest, and perhaps saddest, quests for thinness lies on Hong Kong where the women have to do their best to stay thinner than the frail male body type. Hilariously tragic.
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Teen cuts off dong, throws it down a well after rejected by girl
Conceptually, any man could relate to the pain associated with not getting the girl of your dreams. But different people respond to emotions in different ways. You or I may mope around the house or drink and get back out there. But one Indonesian teen did not embrace his inner Mikey from "Swingers"