Parking lot surprise yields a 35 pound bag of vomit
Chris Spags What are the things you expect to find at Bed, Bath and Beyond? Towels, reasonably priced-yet-homey waste baskets? How about 35 pounds worth of vomit?
Police say an employee of the chain store found a big white bag containing medical waste, specifically vomit, on two consecutive Sundays in the Bed, Bath and Beyond parking lot.
The vomit filled containers were parked under a tree a mere 10 rows away from the store entrance.
One officer told the local Philadelphia NBC affiliate, “We don’t know what’s contained within that vomit.”
Police remain unclear as to why someone would be doing it or why there would be such an excess of hospital vomit appearing at the location.
All I know is that there aren’t very many times in which life is enhanced by finding multiple pounds of vomit. A friend of mine drunkenly threw up in a cup a couple weeks ago and said it had “the weight of a thousand suns”. No way it was more than a pound. Thirty-five pounds in vomit weight is probably like a thousand in regular weight, based on my advanced vomit knowledge from this one anecdote. I don’t know, man, it’s not like I go around carrying vomit. Maybe that’s the next big wave in fitness? It seems like this is all really coming together here.
35 Pounds of Vomit Found in Parking Lot [NBC Philadelphia]
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