Peeping Tom caught peeping in strip club

Peeping Toms are creeps, without question, but at least you can kind of relate to the notion of wanting to see a woman in the nude. But what about a Peeping Tom who sneaks into a strip club looking to see naked women WHOSE JOB IT IS TO BE NAKED IN PUBLIC? I think you can say this man deserved to get arrested.

A few minutes before 2 a.m. Saturday, a Seattle police officer was dispatched to the Lusty Lady, the peep show strip club in the 1300 block of First Avenue.

A man there planned to crawl into the dancers’ dressing room, police said. When they arrived, he was still in the ceiling crawl space.

“SPD officers arrived and contacted the suspect as he was attempting to climb down near the front door,” an officer wrote in an incident report. “The subject was taken into custody (by) SPD officers after he jumped down from the crawl space.”

A stripper “was startled when (the man’s) legs came crashing through the glass panel ceiling above her,” according to the police report. “She stated before the subject fell through she had heard what she thought was kicking or pounding above her head.”

I could imagine how a stripper would be startled. I’m sure going into a Seattle strip club isn’t the most awesome everyday experience for a gal; if you add in guys falling through the glass ceilings (classy), that might be the clincher to going and getting your GED or finally getting into the pants of a successful coke dealer.

Worst Peeping Tom ever though. Any time you can see a woman nude for the cost of a Starbucks coffee and have her grind upon your crotch as though it had the power to heal her chlamydia, you don’t need to act like Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible to see her naked. Just asking nicely with a shiny nickel will at least get you a bit of butt cheek.

[Seattle Post-Intelligencer]

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