Peeping tom writes well thought out response to lady he allegedly peeped on
Chris Spags If you’re going to get caught, or presumed caught, peeping on a strange woman, it’s important to keep it classy like this peeping tom. The lady’s original note is up top and the tom’s response is on the bottom.
In case you were wondering how to get yourself out of someone accusing you of being a peeping tom, now you know…just say you’re gay. Seriously, I get that gay people have some serious issues with their rights in America, but I think the fact that you can write off so many things as “Well, it’s totally cool because I’m gay” is something of an equalizer. Like that time Isaac Mizrahi squeezed Scarlett Johansson’s boobs on the red carpet. Totally fine when he does it. But when I do it and mutter, “Mmm, daddy likey” while making suckling noises, all of a sudden, it’s a problem. How about equal rights for equal acts, society?
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