People buying communion wafers have diverse interests

A lot of times, Amazon.com’s Recommendation Engine does a good job of finding products relevant to what you might want. And then sometimes, it can surprise you with what it reveals into the human condition. Like what people who buy Communion Wafers might also be buying.

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It’s funny to point and laugh at Christian people and go, “Haha, you’re not as pious as you claim!” But there are some people who just enjoy the taste of communion wafers (I believe you’d call this phenomena “sacrilicious”). There are also many people who enjoy getting a shot of Vitamin C in the derriere. So I don’t see why these two twains shouldn’t meet. I mean, I’ve never had one in the rear and I assume I wouldn’t like it…but maybe with a communion wafer, well, who knows? It could be like the old Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup ads; you’d never know it until you try it. Or someone may just be taking the whole “Body of Christ” thing a little too literally. Despite his svelte dandy-ish build, I’m not sure he’d be down.

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