Perhaps the only funny racial attack ever

I think we can all agree that deep-seated racism is one of the worst, and pointless, things we have going today. But there are also times where special exceptions must be made. To me, this is one of those times. A man was accused of racially aggravated assault in July of last year. Not funny. But what is funny? His absurd mustache.

You can read the whole story here if you like. I’m just disappointed. One would think that a man with a mustache so lush, as though it were picked from the 1800s, would be more civilized and understanding of modern culture.

Really, the only solace you can take in a disgusting crime like this is hoping that he twirled part of the mustache and want, “Mwa ha ha” after the attack, perhaps after tying a damsel to the train tracks.

Man guilty for racial attack on Borehamwood rail worker [BBC News]
Man found guilty of racial attack – but just check out his picture… [Reddit]

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