Phillies fan assaults family at game by intentionally vomiting on them

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Philadelphia is known for the unwavering class of its sports fans so this story is a real stunner to me. A Philadelphia Phillies fan is accused of intentionally vomiting on an off-duty cop and his two daughters at a Phillies game. Yum.

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Capt. Michael Vangelo and his 16 and 11-year-old daughters went to the Wednesday night game against the Washington Nationals expecting a good, family-friendly time. Instead, they were greeted by yelling and cursing from some drunk Phillies fans.

Vangelo told the Delaware County Times that, he “had beer thrown on me and water and then one individual started spitting at the back of my daughter’s chair and he actually spit on my 11-year-old daughter.”

After Vangelo got those fans kicked out another fan, Matthew Clemens (see a picture of this gentleman here), then took things one step further because, hey, when you have one bodily fluid being expelled, why stop there?

That fan — identified by police as Matthew Clemens — was sitting with another, unrelated group of fans who were also disciplined for acting out when he allegedly did what Vangelo describes as the “most disgusting thing” he’s ever seen.

Clemens, 21, positioned himself behind the 11-year-old’s chair, stuck his fingers down his throat and vomited on the girl and her father, police said.

“He leaned forward, he projectile vomited all over me and my daughter,” Vangelo said with a look of hurt splashed across his face [ED. NOTE: Wonderful usage of double entendre].

“He was still vomiting on the other fans that were holding him down,” Vangelo said.

This sounds like the worst thing that could ever happen involving bodily fluid, perhaps other than being Jodie Foster in “Silence of the Lambs” and getting that friendly jizm introduction from Migs.

On the plus side…A+ for creativity. If you’re going to assault an off-duty cop but don’t want to mortally wound him, might as well go big. I’m just glad the Philly Phanatic wasn’t there. Once vomit gets into his enormous, concave nose, it’s never getting back out.

Fan busted for vomiting on cop, family at Phillies game [Delaware County Times]

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