Some men just aren’t meant to compete in piggy back races
Giving a piggy back ride isn’t the easiest thing in the world since, you know, human beings are kind of heavy. But failing miserably at it in two straight piggy back races? That’s an impressive bit of piggy back incompetence.
Poor guy. There’s no way that these guys put on their matching 1990s boy band outfits expecting a sand-based emergency room visit. Whatever beach they’re at needs a much stricter frolicking training program.