Puppets have an important lesson for you about healthy eating

Okay, this video is literally just a viral video for some food place in NYC that I’ve never been to and that isn’t paying me to play this. But man, if you’re going to do a viral video for your health food store, you’ve got to do it like this. Faux muppets, profanity…I can’t see how this company isn’t making a billion dollars already.

So I don’t know what it says about me that I saw this ad and thought that at least 70% of the stuff that they were saying was “crap” looked entirely delicious. I mean seriously, if you ate by the letter of the law according to strictest health food fanatics, you could pretty much take bites out of your desk at work and get the same level of satisfaction.

I may be slightly biased though due to that muppet in the beginning selling Crap cereal. While I don’t love the name of the cereal since it doesn’t really connote deliciousness or magical leprechauns, I would follow that surly green muppet to the depths of hell. He could take a muppet dump on a plate (which I assume would be made of felt and perhaps be able to sing a song about friendship or the importance of eating vegetables) and I’d be like, “Yes sir, Mr. Muppet, I am on board with this.”

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