Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on October 8th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

A letter to the couple from Mr Floyd confirmed the terrifying tabby’s aggressive antics are being blamed for the mail ban.
A cat named Magic inhabited a UK home, hanging out, being a generally agreeable cat. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to his owners, Magic would wander out of the house and allegedly maul the mailman. The terrified letter from Royal Mail to Magic’s owners is your Quote of the Day.

It says: “I am writing to let you know that our post person, while delivering mail to your address, was menaced by your cat. This has happened for the last three days.

“I believe that your cat, as soon as it hears the letterbox, is straight out the cat-flap and attacks the post person.

“Animal attacks are a major cause of injury to Royal Mail staff.

“If any further incidents of this nature are allowed to take place, I shall have no alternative other than to consider suspending the delivery of mail to your home.”

[Weston Mercury via Fark]

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