Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on October 9th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

If you’re a principal, just never think anything sexual while in the confines of the school. Don’t try to have sex with anyone, if you see two kids having sex just walk by completely nonchalantly, whistling with your hands in your pockets BUT NOT THAT DEEP IN YOUR POCKETS. Anyway, some principal got arrested for being a creep and commenting on surveillance video of two students having sex.

A Kentucky principal last month screened school surveillance footage showing two teenagers having sex in the lunchroom and provided lurid play-by-play commentary as fellow educators watched the video in his office.

In the wake of a probe of his bizarre behavior, Dave Wilson retired last week as head of Louisville Male High School.

According to the below redacted witness reports released by Jefferson County Public Schools officials, on September 3 Wilson summoned several co-workers to his office. They arrived to find a darkened room with five chairs pointed toward a large white screen. Using a projector connected to his laptop, Wilson, pictured at right, screened a ten-minute video showing the teens having sex the prior afternoon.

“Hey, baby, why don’t you come over here and grab my pencil,” and “It won’t take me long, I am like the minute man,” were two of Wilson’s comments as the video played, according to witnesses.

[The Smoking Gun]

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