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Great sex will do crazy things to a person. But amnesia? Apparently that’s the case in this absurd story of a woman who, after a boning from her lover, ended up thinking it was like a decade earlier. Ruh roh.

One August morning, Alice and her husband, Scott, had sex.

That’s when things became confusing. Rather than appearing pleased, Alice, 59, seemed disoriented.

As they lay in bed, Scott (the couple asked that their last name not be used) flicked on the television, which was showing the Olympics. This perplexed Alice. “Is there an Olympics?” she asked. This was during the Michael Phelps mania, when the swimmer seemed to be everywhere.

“Are you sure there is an Olympics?” Alice asked again.

Scott recalled, “I saw that something was wrong, so I asked her, ‘OK what day is it?’ ”

Alice appeared even more perplexed.

“Who’s our president?” he quizzed.

“Bill Clinton,” she answered. This was 2008.

[Read the whole mindbending story at CNN]

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