Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on November 20th, 2009 at 2:37 pm

When you’re robbing a donut shop, it’s important to be creative to make sure that no one catches you. I don’t know why that’d be true, but I like the way these criminals think: They robbed an Indiana Dunkin Donuts and made the workers there take off their pants.

Two employees were forced to take off their pants during a robbery at a doughnut shop in a busy part of downtown early Friday morning.

The robbery happened at the Dunkin Donuts at the corner of Washington and Pennsylvania streets at about 5:15 a.m., 6News’ Julie Pursley reported.

The employees, a male and a female, told police that two men came into the store right as the workers arrived for the morning and were getting ready for a shipment.

“If you have to go out and rob a Dunkin Donuts, you really need a life,” said resident Leslie Simmons. “You’re putting others in harm. You’re not thinking about the community. You’re thinking about yourself.”

[The Indy Channel]

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