Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on November 25th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

There are always a lot of articles about how parents need to keep an eye on their kids who have a cell phone since kids are terrible these days and basically $5 away from becoming prostitutes. But this list of text message jargon in a “parents beware!” article made me laugh, especially the switch from numbers 1-9 to number 10.

There are 10 text messages you need to pay special attention to:

1 8 Oral sex
2 PAW Parents Watching
3 143 I love you
4 182 I hate you
5 KPC Keeping Parents Clueless
6 LMIRL Lets meet in real life
7 420 Marijuana
8 ADR Address
9 ASL Age/Sex/Location
10 Banana Penis

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