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Posted by Chris Spags on November 30th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

There’s really no scenario in which you wouldn’t be alarmed by a strange man breaking into your house and taking a shower (I’d presume). But what about when a guy breaks into your house, takes a shower, and says that President Obama let him in. That should be totally cool, right? I mean, the President said it’s okay and everything.

A man accused of breaking into a Crestview home and taking a shower reportedly told residents who showed up “President Obama let him in” the house.

According to a Crestview Police Department report, St. Petersbug resident Donald Leon May, 48, entered a home in the 400 block of East Railroad Avenue Nov. 18 through an unlocked back door and took a shower.

While in the shower, two juvenile children who lived at the house entered with a friend. Thinking their dad was home, one of the children entered the bathroom and “saw a male in the shower who was not his father,” the report states.

“The male in the shower stated ‘Obama let him in’” and told the boy to “get out,” the report continues.

[NWF Daily News]

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