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Some women don’t like the term “cougar” due to the fact that, shockingly, they don’t like to be compared to a deadly cat who seeks prey. But what about a name for old guys who like to creepily hover around women young enough to be their daughters? Well, now there’s a name for them too which has even more of a basis in reality but is, perhaps, a bit less catchy.

IT’S time to address a gender imbalance. I’m talking about Cougars. As in, it’s all good and well to have a “fun” moniker for mature single women but what about their male counterpart

According to The Urban Dictionary, the male version of the cougar is a “rhino”.

Why? According to the website’s definition it’s “because the specimen is more often than not both horny AND ugly.”

“The rhino is usually found in warmer locales and can be spotted wearing either a flowered or pastel shirt (with 3 buttons opened to expose a mature mane of chest hair) tucked into khaki shorts and sporting boat shoes.

“Also look for horrendous dance moves, a white man’s overbite, male pattern baldness and a penchant for picking up the bar tab.”

[Herald Sun]

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