Quote of the Day

This is a bit outside the scope of the usual Quote of the Day, but worth noting. An advice columnist for the Chicago Sun-Times was asked by a 40-year-old virgin what he should do about his situation. Her solution was not betterment of himself or improving his confidence. Nope..she just thinks he should pop a round off in a hooker.

I think your fear of being intimate — because it means exposing your inexperience — is what women are picking up on, and that’s what’s causing the lack of connection on their part. I have a feeling your unhappiness over your virginity is inhibiting you with woman.

So, how do you get rid of your virginity?

Prostitution is legal in some counties in Nevada. And even where it’s illegal, it’s widespread. Conservative columnist George Will recently said on “This Week With George Stephanopoulos,” “We legalized prostitution, as anyone who opens a telephone book and looks under ‘escort’ can tell.”

[Chicago Sun-Times]



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