Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on December 15th, 2009 at 12:30 pm

In the holiday season, all sorts of magical things happen. Rekindling old love, reconnecting with family, and Santa Claus stumbling into your yard, drunkenly looking for his reindeer. Fortunately for one Wisconsin family, their 9-year-old daughter didn’t fall for this drunken Santa’s shenanigans.

A drunken Santa Claus prompts a mom to call 911 after he stumbles into her yard apparently looking for his reindeer and scaring her kids.

Officers ticketed 55-year-old Thomas Arnold of Sparta for having an open beer in a car. The man driving that car, 47-year-old Kevin Arnold, was arrested for OWI.

But, the kids say they knew right away this Santa was a hoax.

“He smelled like alcohol. So I knew it wasn’t the real Santa because Santa doesn’t drink alcohol,” says 9-year-old Katie Dockerty.

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