Quote of the Day
Chris Spags The heroic individuals at Improv Everywhere have made a great deal of highly entertaining pranks but one of the most straightforward and awkward is their No Pants Day. And this Sunday, January 10th is this year’s No Pants Day! Here’s how you can take part…their humorous description is your Quote of the Day.
We are meeting up at the Union Station at 2:00PM. We do not know what the turn out will look like for this first year so we’re keeping things somewhat flexible. If turn out is low, we will be riding the Red line North up to Parker Road Station and then back to Union Station. If enough people show up we will be taking over the North bound Blue out to the Downtown Garland station as well. If turn out is ridiculous, we will stagger groups on both lines. A new train comes by for one of the two lines every ten minutes. People will be divided into groups and assigned cars so we’re not all bunched up on one or two of them.
When we’re organized, we will all head down to the platform together. Do not talk to others once your on the platorm or on the train. No one knows each other. (Or at least we’re pretending we don’t!) We will wait for a DART train to arrive, and all board the cars.
Sit in the car as you normally would. Read a magazine or whatever you would normally do. If you want to sit in small groups with your friends, that’s okay. Just pretend that you don’t know any of the other pantless people on the train.
At some random point after you board the train, stand up and take your pants off and put them in your backpack. If you’d like to use a briefcase, purse, grocery bag, or whatever instead of a backpack that’s fine too. You are responsible for your own pants and they should be with you at all times. If anyone asks you why you’ve removed your pants, make something up. You can say something like you were “getting uncomfortable”, or you “got too hot” (or something along those lines.)
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